Please pick only one post type!!

headspace-hotel:

ghoul-wizard:

mr-sylvilagus:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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Millipedes are the cleanup crew/groundskeepers! They eat fungi, decaying vegetable matter, and occasional carrion and so help recycle nutrients back into the soil. They are not able to bite humans (that would be centipedes) and are totally harmless and helpful.

The extra legs are for extra hugs

Once again the humble role of custodian is forgotten 😔

The garbage man is important

official-megumin:

astrid-goes-for-a-spin:

theladytrickster:

guerrillatech:

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If a flaming old queen in a cape wants to kill off racists in power I say have at it

That wasn’t even his plan!! His plan was to make the senator a mutant, so he’d have to advocate for mutants or be destroyed by his own policy, and tbh. It’s the best villain plan I’ve ever seen. The goo was the plan unexpectedly failing. 9/10 only bc he was going to kill Rogue. Next time use someone willing to sacrifice herself for the cause, pls. No further notes

I like how his plan in like real world terms, was to turn desantis gay but instead he exploded

juanmaodepp:

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I’m back :3

somethingusefulfromflorida:

rumbustious-backhander:

mapsontheweb:

Passenger trains in US vs Europe (image is making the rounds among U.S. transit advocates today)

High speed rail in China on 2008 VS 2020

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fakeboislim:

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My mom gave me some gluten free knock-off Girl Scout cookies and one of the Os fell off

patrickdiomedes:

homunculus-argument:

You ever think about ancient inventions that may no longer actively be used, but which were so geniously designed that technically speaking, they still work?

Consider that old historical monk haircut. The tonsure looks like that on purpose, to keep them humble and away from temptations of sin. And it still works exactly as intended. Do you guys have any idea how much gay porn there would be of medieval monastery dudes knowing each other biblically if their haircuts were not so unfathomably unsexy.

boy, I dunno what I expected after the first paragraph, but it wasn’t what I got

narwhalsarefalling:

my mother taught me to crochet when i was young. she was left handed, so she taught me how in the bathroom mirror so her hands would be in the right position.

she learned to crochet from her grandmother, who was right handed. her grandma was the one that originally used the bathroom mirror to teach her granddaughter properly.

i find something poetic about that. here in this bathroom mirror, through generations, we adapt to our young who have a different way of learning and interacting with the world

noellevanious:

noellevanious:

noellevanious:

It’s so cool how the original playstation started out with this weird odd-looking and not great controller. But as soon as it grew boobs you could play with it was so revolutionary that to this day, 24 years later, it’s not only an iconic, barely changed controller design, but boobs have become a defining universal feature for controllers

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so happy for you queen….

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if you hate women just say so

esinahkabanjo:

esinahkabanjo:

Today at the thrift shop i found the best painting ever and i immediatly knew that she is coming home with me

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This is Eunice and i would go to war for her

madeofstarsandfairylights:

tigerses:

darthmelyanna:

larkiethings:

yougetsomekisses:

awed-frog:

great-tweets:

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We just knew.

As a reminder, this is what she looks like:

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Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she’d gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

her!!!

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Baby Miette!!!

lakevida:

lakevida:

does anyone have the faggot crisis in the grocery store tweet i need it for my health and wellness

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there she is!

sergle:

ok. there was something very very fucking specific blossoming inside me when I was a child

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mckitterick:

catchymemes:

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